An English guy goes to prison in Russia. His huge Russian cell mate tells him "I'm not going to lie, I'm going to fuck you, only question is, you want it with Vaseline, or without Vaseline?" The English guy says "if you're going to fuck me, I think I'd prefer with Vaseline" The Russian leans out of the cell and and shouts "VASELINE, COME ON HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU TOO!"