After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man holding a shotgun on the nightstand. Naturally, he began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he asked nervously. “No, silly,” she said while nibbling away at his ear. “Well, who IS he then?” demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, “That’s me . . . before the surgery