2014. november 11., kedd

A blonde was driving her red Ferrari down the highway

She cuts off a trucker while doing her makeup, forcing him to swerve and slam on the brakes. The trucker honks his horn and gets her to pull over to the side of the road. They're both standing outside and the trucker draws a circle in the dirt around the blonde. He says "Whatever you do, do not step out of this circle." He goes into his truck, pulls out an aluminum bat and beats the shit out of the blondes Ferrari. He is really going to town on it when he hears a giggling behind him. He turns and asks "why the hell are you laughing? I just destroyed your $200,000 Ferrari!" The blonde responds "when you weren't looking I stepped outside of the circle."