2014. november 12., szerda

A couple had just finished up in bed... (nsfw)

They went to go put there clothes on when all of the sudden a bumble bee flies through the window and into the girlfriends lady parts.Girlfriend - "OH CRAP! THERE'S A BUMBLE BEE IN MY VAGINA!"Boyfriend - "WE GOTTA GET TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY!!!! HOP IN THE CAR AND LETS GO!"The couple got into the car and sped over to the hospital."NURSE, NURSE! WE NEED A DOCTOR NOW!""What seems to be the problem?""THERE'S A BUMBLEE IN MY GIRLFRIENDS VAGINA AND WE CAN'T GET IT OUT!""Oh gosh," said the nurse. "This is serious. I will get the doctor right away!"Within minutes the couple was seen by the doctor."so, what seems to be the problem, guys?""DOCTOR, DOCTOR! THERE'S A BUMBLEBEE IN MY GIRLFRIENDS VAGINA AND WE CAN'T GET IT OUT!""This is more serious than I expected," The doctor said to the boyfriend. "This needs to be handled immediately. I am going to need your approval, though.""yeah, whatever you have to do! Just get it out!"The doctor ran over to the cabinet, pulled out a jar of honey and then dropped his pants."Here's the plan. I'm going to slather honey onto my penis and insert it into your girlfriends vagina. Hopefully the Bee will cling and I can safely remove the threat."The boyfriend was very uncomfortable with it all, but agreed out of desperation."Alright, here we go!" announced the doctor as he slathered on some honey.The doctor inserted it in, but the bee didn't seem to be clinging."I'm going to need to go a little deeper. This bugger is being difficult." so, the doctor went deeper. Still, the bee did not seem to be clinging.All of the sudden, the doctor starts aggressively thrusting and grabbing the girlfriends breasts."WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, DOCTOR!" yelled the boyfriend."...New plan...I'm going to drown the bastard.