There are 2 gay guys in a car and they drive to the mall.The first one gets out to get something at the mall and he tells the other "you better not jack off in my car. Whatever you do, just don't jack off." The second guy says, "don't worry, of course i won't."An hour later, the whole car is slathered in cum and the first guy gets back and he says, "what the fuck dude, i thought i told you not to jack off."The second guy responds and says, "i didn't jack off; i farted"