And all the nuns die in the fires. At the gates of Heaven, they are judged one by one by St. Pete. He asks the first nun: "My sister, have you any sin to confess?" "No, St.Pete", she responds. "Then you are free to enter!"After judging half of the nuns, none seem to have sinned. Then, sister Clair steps forward. Again, St.Pete asks:"Sister, have you any sin to confess?" "Yes, brother!" She sais, "I touched the errect genitals of father Benedict, from the monastery next door!" "Then, " St.Pete sais ,"you shall wash the bodypart of yours, wich touched his genitals ,in this bowl filled with holy water and your sins will be forgiven!"Upon hearing this, the last nun in line sprints forward and shouts: "St.Pete!Brother!Can i at least gargle before sister Mary washes her butt in the bowl ?!?"