2014. november 10., hétfő

The fence.

A young man is at the drug store, looking to buy condoms for The first time. He tells the pharmacist- an attractive older woman, that it's his first time and he's not sure what to get.The woman, seeing an opportunity to have some fun, instructs the boy to go out behind the store, and there's a fence with 3 knot holes in it. He should stick his pecker in each one and find which one is the best size.So as he goes around the building the woman runs out the back and hides on the other side of the fence.The boy sticks it in the first one and she starts tugging on his willie."Oh man this feels great!" He thinks. "I'm gonna try the next one."So he goes over the the next one and puts his little peter in the hole and the woman starts sucking on it."Wow this is even better!" He exclaims. "I wonder what the last one feels like!"So he goes over to the last hole and puts his cock in there. The woman then flips up her skirt and lays it on the young lad, riding him till completion."Holy cow!" He shrieks, zipping up his pants and running back inside.The woman is at the counter waiting for him, and as he approaches she asks him playfully, "So, which size condoms do you need?""Fuck the condoms!" He says. "I want 6 feet of that fence!"