It's around Thanksgiving time. On a cold fall night in- oh sorry. This is the Jokes thread... I'll just cut right to it, then!A young kid one night walks in on his parents fighting."You bitch!" says the dad"You bastard!" says the mom"What's a bitch and a bastard?" The young lad asks.Changing from their enraged state, the mother smiles at her son and replies, "It's uh... just another name for a boy and a girl, son. Go back to bed."In the middle of the night and finding himself thirsty as most young children do, the young boy gets out of bed to get some water. On his way back he hears through his parent's door, "Stick your dick into my pussy!"Curious about these new words he walks in and asks, "What's a dick and a pussy?"The mother frantically fumbles for an answer while dad on the fly replies, "Another name for a coat and a hat, son. Now back to bed with ye!"The next day, our curious chap was wondering about the house walked by his mother preparing the Thanksgiving feast."Fuck!" She said after cutting herself slightly with the knife."What does fuck mean?" the boy asked.Wide eyed, mom quickly replied, "It means's carving, son. As you see I'm carving and so... yeah just another word for carving. Go wash up for dinner."As the boy was washing his hands in one sink dad was making productive use of the other."Shit!" he exclaimed, cutting himslef with the razor.Again our curious little lad asked, "What does shit mean?"Without skipping a beat, he simply replied, "Shaving, son."The doorbell then rang."I'll get it!" the boy said running out of the restroom to towards the front door.Upon opening it, he was greeted by all his relatives."Hey all you bitces and bastards! Let me take your dicks and pussies and put them on the coat rack! Dad's up in the bathroom shitting, while mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"