What did one human heart say to the other? I got a heart onWhat did one Jamaican heart say to the other? That's a nice beat monWhat is the human hearts favorite kind of shirt? A wife beaterWhat did the coach say at Heart University? Come on guys let's get pumpedWhat did the police officer say to the human heart? You're under cardiac arrestWhat did the heart say after he was assaulted? Man I sure took a beating