So, this ventriloquist's doing a gig at a pub and has people rolling over their seats laughing.At one point, he delivers an Irish joke, and a man in the crowd gets up, points at him, and roars: 'What's ye's telling them offenshev jokes, for?! Some of us here are Paddys, boy-o!'The ventroloquist stops, turns to the man and says: 'I'm sorry, sir, I was just telling a joke. I didn't mean to offend you so. I'll keep it clean of offensive jokes from now on.'And the Paddy goes: 'Who's talkin' to ye's?! I was shpeakin' to the man on your lap!'