One night a couple was sitting on the couch talking when they heard a terrible noise outside. They ran out to see what it was. When they got there they were shocked to see that an alien spaceship had landed in their backyard. The aliens said, "Don't worry we're friendly- we come in peace."So the human couple invites the alien couple into their home and they begin to talk. After awhile it starts to get late and the alien couple said, "Look we've never had sex with a human and we know you've never had sex with an alien so how about we switch places for the night." The human couple agreed. The human woman and the male alien began messing around in a bedroom.When the alien man pulled out his dick the woman was shocked by how small it was. The alien said, "Oh that's no problem look." He hit himself in the forehead and it grew 1 inch."Wow that's amazing""Yeah" he replied "just keep doing that until it is the size you want it."Well after awhile she got it to the length she wanted but it was still small around, so he said' "Well watch this" And pulled his ears. It got bigger around. "just keep doing that until its the size you want it." The woman pulled his ears and got everything to her liking. They then proceeded to have amazing sex.The next morning after the aliens left the human couple was talking and the male asks, "So how was it?"She replied' "It was the best thing that has ever happened to me. What about you?""Well I hated it!""Why?""That alien bitch wouldn't stop hitting me on the forehead and pulling my ears."