2014. november 9., vasárnap

A man tries to rob a record store...

... by stealing many valuable vinyls. However, a sharp-eyed-shopper caught him in the act. He shouted out, "Hey! This guy's trying to shoplift!" to the rest of the store. The thief tried to run away, but the shopper grabbed a record and threw it at the man, knocking him over. Several other shoppers noticed, and joined in on the act, ransacking the Hard Rock section for vinyls to throw at the thief, beating and bruising him all over with their throws.Eventually, the mob ran out of vinyls to throw from the Hard Rock section. So, they went over the neighboring section, Folk Rock, and grabbed even more records to throw at the thief. However, to their astonishment, the records had no effect. The discs bounced off the man like he was invulnerable to them. Astounded, the sharp-eyed shopper asked, "How are you not getting hurt?"The thief replied, "Styx and the Stones may break my bones, but Byrds will never hurt me."