2014. november 5., szerda

The Doctor

A doctor was feeling ashamed after having sex with one of his female patients.He could not get the images of his head. He was a professional, and wasn't used to this overwhelming sense of guilt and betrayal of his patient.In desperate need of reassurance, he thought to himself as he heard a voice in his head say:"Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."It continued:"Now go out there and show them that you're the best vegetarian in this whole town!"