On a hot summer's day. two Rumanian women were sitting outside their hut eating salted fish ...

And one says to the other - how come there's flies all over this piece of fish I'm eating but there's none on that piece of fish you're eating?And the other woman replies "You mean you had clean underwear to put on today? I didn't."Disclaimer: this joke has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the Jokes poster who uses the nic saltedfish ....