'I think it's about time we started swearing', says the 7 year old. 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?''Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast - 'Oh, shit Mom, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops bitch'WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?''I don't know, but it sure as shit won't be fucking Coco Pops'.Kinda old but i only just heard this one, gold.